Goemon is clinging onto that 1997 release date for dear life: it gets plenty of points just for implementing a serviceable 3D Zelda template before Ocarina of Time dropped. Even extending the timeline out to the end of the fifth generation, it’s rare to see games on these consoles attempt a relatively explorable world. Of course, what qualifies as a “vast” depiction of feudal Japan here (lovingly depicted by the map screen) ends up being extremely large, box-y rooms peppered with weak enemies and occasional flora. Konami’s design here fluctuates between purely functional point-A-to-point-B shuffling and attempts to capture the essence of grand vistas, if not its contents. Where the barren mountainsides and fields lack character, the towns make up for it, featuring denser landmarks and humorous NPCs. This works in Goemon’s favor as well, as the relaxed pace and silliness, punctuated by compressed canned laughter, keep the landscapes from having to summon wonder when they’re unable to do so; it’s merely a bonus when they add substance to the gaps in the humor. Some of these arise from unlikely places: at the end of the Festival Temple Castle, a pole of massive koinobori – fish-shaped windsocks – sits in front of a waterfall, dwarfing Goemon and his friends by multiple orders of magnitude. The experience of climbing up the koinobori, rotating stiffly around the pole, looms large with its vertical scale, making one feel minuscule in the face of it.

Fire 'n Ice

- 5 mins read

Although it’s technically a prequel to Solomon’s Key, Fire ’n Ice dispenses with that title’s action-oriented approach in favor of a tile-based Sokoban platformer, much like Catrap. Fire ’n Ice is slightly less raw than the latter, however. While the goal is identical – to eliminate all enemies on-screen – said enemies are fire spirits and must be snuffed out by contacting an ice block. Luckily, protagonist Dana can summon or dispel ice from above any tile directly diagonal to him (either down-right or down-left). Creating ice next to a wall fuses it to the surface horizontally, but one can extend it by another tile and then erase the initial tile, leaving a free-standing ice block for the player to manipulate as they please. However, the player can’t move these blocks tile-by-tile; they slide across the floor until they hit a wall, fall off a ledge, or contact fire and melt. As the game progresses, the player must learn to craft elaborate structures that will allow an individual ice block to eliminate a spirit in an awkward location, often while preserving access to another spirits in the stage.

Q+A: Remembering Yakuza 3

- 8 mins read

Series: Question and Answer

Raph asks:

can you talk about a game you love but would never want to be good at, something where wading through low level gameplay is satisfying enough (yakuza 3, i’m asking for yakuza 3)

This is a bit of a weird question because Yakuza isn’t necessarily the first example I would pull for this, both because I don’t really love the series anymore and because very few people are likely playing these at a “high level.” I gave up on being good at Yakuza out of practicality: I tried, but they take so insanely long to “master” (or rather, complete) that I fell off the chase. The closest I got was Kiwami, where I actually did all of the side-quests and Tiger Drop parry-spammed my way into beating Amon. But with the recent release of Kiwami 3 and the widespread public outcry over how it butchers the original, I’ve been reflective on Yakuza 3’s vision for the series that never quite came to fruition.

Ninja Gaiden

- 4 mins read

Usually I would avoid talking about something as dry and static as enemy spawn positions, but for Ninja Gaiden, their naive implementation colors the entire play experience. Instead of enemies appearing once their spawn point is visible on screen, blatant spawn triggers dot the terrain, yanking the enemy into the play-space once you collide with the trigger. Unusually, the relative clarity of the spawns and the manner in which they’re deployed manifests taut positioning dynamics. The most vexing for a new player is that spawning the enemy and then backing up to secure one’s footing often fails, as killing the enemy and then stepping back into its trigger instantly revives it. When the player initiates the spawn, they must be prepared to push forward as they kill it. Pushing forward quickly enough can reward the player for this by despawning the enemy against the back wall, assuming they get beyond the enemy without killing it in the first place. However, enemy triggers rarely stack, with sequential triggers staggering their entrances. This inversely favors slow progression, dealing with each enemy one-by-one while standing ground to avoid respawns. At its best, the game creates scenarios that encourage the former, while at its worst, it lapses into slow-chug memorizer runs in the latter paradigm.

Shatterhand

- 4 mins read

While the core conceit is a guy who punches stuff with robot arms instead of shooting, there’s a surprising amount of Mega Man DNA present here, even beyond the selectable stage system. The enemy designs draw from a similar pool of stationary gunners (including in the iconic upwards three-way orientation), flying popcorn enemy spawners, and larger robots with slow or repetitive movement. While Shatterhand effortlessly shifts between horizontal and vertical scrolling sections, it still uses the breaks between them to shuffle its deck, plucking new obstacles out to throw at the player. The frequent switches in focus and close-quarters combat help highlight more aggressive strategies instead of letting players hang back or charge their weapons.

Although it was mostly outsourced and didn’t get mainline status, Code Veronica vastly outstrips its predecessors in sheer scope. The first and second games set their primary areas up in an iconic orientation: two multi-floor building halves connected by pathways through a center hall. These were dense, with subsequent areas shrinking the scope considerably; Resident Evil 3: Nemesis leaned into the structure of these later areas and transformed their smaller scope into the streets of Raccoon City, with more wiggle room in the connective tissue between rooms. However, in all of these three games, there were distinct chokepoints between sections, with a major puzzle blocking progress to the next section. Code Veronica’s first disc sets up a full map of five of these smaller areas together and, as much as it can, removes chokepoints entirely. After escaping the initial prison area (half of which can only be completed later), Claire gets instant access to both the palace and the military training facility. An item obtained immediately in the palace gives access to the airport, and the residence entrance follows not far behind that. Keys for puzzles span the entire map, making revisiting older areas to discover new rooms or complete half-finished puzzles more common than the original trilogy. Code Veronica heavily relies on its adventure game trappings, emphasizing constant exploration and parallel puzzle chains over resource preservation elements or combat.

Much like in Techno BB, there’s a certain amount of complexity extracted just from moving many tiles at once. In Dialhex, these tiles are triangles embedded in a giant hexagon, and the player spins these tiles six at a time within a hexagon-shaped cursor.1 With a gravity system and less-than-intuitive position resolution thanks to the slant of the pieces, any match (made by creating a hexagon with tiles of a single color) shakes up the stack, especially as the field fills up. By hovering the cursor in empty space, gravity ceases, and the player can suspend tiles in air to drop them into the most optimal spot. Between each of these dynamics, there’s quite the foundation here for quick thinking. Matching a full hexagon without accidentally scattering it requires pairing tiles together, as each cursor position is attached to adjacent ones by a two-tile third of the hexagon. Juggling a piece across the stack can’t be done through linear button presses either, as cursor positions are staggered against both the horizontal and vertical axes. There’s quite a lot to consider in the skill floor thanks to an original, dense base idea.

As you drive for the first time, you’ll notice that the 1-wood has its impact zone tightened up such that any non-perfect hit will sharply slice or hook.1 Beginner characters used to trade out power and control for easier impact zones, whereas here the expert characters linearly improve on the starting roster without a relative debuff to impact. A small change here instantly changes the candor of every non-par-three hole that comes after it, cutting off the wiggle room that gives this series its slow, novice-friendly beginnings. World Invitational goes out of its way to raise the skill floor rather than kowtow to newcomers; it’s a lean campaign attached to a ruthless online multiplayer scene rather than a starter entry as the previous PSP titles were. Wind is only communicated through a direction and a visual of your character dropping grass cuttings until you reach the green, where the actual speed finally appears only once it’s irrelevant to the simplified physics simulation. Progression demands first place finishes rather than aggregating placement scores across multiple tournaments as in the PS2 titles. The pocket-dimension courses feature hot air balloons blocking your path, quicksand sinkholes, and holes nestled into the sides of cliffs that no mower could ever reach. As the effective finale of the series before the infrequent reboots afterwards, it goes all-in on the core of the experience without wasting time on pleasantries.

Happy new year! My “resolution” this year: after playing a lot of ’90s stuff in the last year, I want to cover as much seventh generation stuff as I can. I own an absurd number of Wii and PS3 games, so the fact that I haven’t worked through most of my actual collection is a bummer. Time to change that! Regardless, here’s the other 18 games that I wanted to briefly cover from last year.

Hall of Shame 2025, Part 1

- 13 mins read

Series: Hall of Shame

I used to do lists of each of the games I had left unfinished over the year with little blurbs to accompany each, although after a stressful holiday season last year I put the practice on hold. This year, however, I have 36 bullet reviews to give you to bring in the new year! I will be releasing a Part 2 later this week. Thanks for reading birthbydrip this year!